Sitting there waiting for them to finish:
And then nothing even happens:
Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! THAAAAAT SH*T!!!
Following back everyone until I find a tumblr gf
words i use in every sentence:
That’s a sentence right there
Forwards and backwards
You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence
ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr
I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know
reasons black clothing is superior
- everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
- everything matches
- you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
- what are stains
How can I not reblog this!?
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY
AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE
see? shit like this is why the other countries cant take us seriously
‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark